
We are Tania and Gaetano, two expats who moved our families to Spain for new adventures. We both moved here from the US, Tania (originally from the UK) in 2020, with her husband and daughter from Northern Virginia, and Gaetano in 2023 with his two daughters from Los Angeles. We all met in Valencia and got along incredibly well, but while we cracked each other up discussing our fun times adjusting to Spain, there were quite a few eye-rolls from our girls (tweens and teenagers anyone!). In an effort to give our daughters a little break we thought what the heck, let’s share our experiences with unsuspecting strangers instead. This podcast came to life and we hope you enjoy the pitfalls and joys of our experiences - we all have!
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Hola, welcome to Poor Poco.
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Hola Tanya Kau.
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What are we going to talk about today?
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Well, today we're going to talk about
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Iglacsia de San Nicholas Dear San Pedro
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Ber.
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That's a very long name for a church.
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Yeah, I think the the church of St.
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Nicholas of Bari and and St. Peter the
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Martyr. That's what I'm going to
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translate that to
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basically. Yes. which is a gorgeous,
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gorgeous, overly gorgeous in some ways
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um church in the middle of Valencia, in
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the middle of the old town.
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It is It is a bit flashy. I I would say
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I think Liberace visited it once and
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said, "We can tone this down a little
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bit."
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Yeah, that's kind of what it feels like.
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I was not prepared. I will say when I
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went I was like, "Oh, this looks like a
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fun thing. Let's go inside." And then I
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was like, "Oh, wow."
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Right. And and it's it's um they they
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called it the Cyine Chapel of Valencia.
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and and for due reason. I mean, the
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thing is covered from inch to inch with
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um covered in paintings, fresco,
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bejeweled. I mean, the thing is insane
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and and the building itself, I mean, so
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we can jump in. I guess it is a it is an
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example of the coexistence of the
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building with a Gothic structure from
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the 15th century and then as you just
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mentioned the spectacular bar um
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decoration and like just beautiful
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artwork of the 17th century. So right
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insane and I will say this has happened
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in other churches that they took these
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austere gothic churches in in many
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places during the Baroque movement and
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then some rich benefactors came in and
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to some churches and said I need this to
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be a little bit more fabulous as you
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said
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and it is it is fabulous. Um so in and
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in 1981 it became a national historic
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and um artistic monument and it was
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restored in 2016. We'll get into a
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little bit of that a bit later. Um, but
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it's also a museum. So, it is a working
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Catholic church as well as being a
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museum. So, when you go visit, it is €15
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to go visit.
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It is. It It's gone up. Last year, we
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visited or Yeah. about a year and a half
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ago. I think we paid nine to get in and
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I paid nine when I went. Yeah.
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And I will say we had a friend in I we
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had a a dear friend in town and we went
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this weekend and it was 15. So, I can
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confirm that it is now 15.
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Yeah. And I mean, it's a it's it is
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spectacular. I'm sure there's a lot of
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reasons that that needed to go up in
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price. And I think a lot of that is just
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the amount of people coming in, it maybe
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dwindles it a little bit maybe.
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Right.
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And I would like to add though too when
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people visited that you can't you can
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miss it because it's not a church that
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you would see from the street. Like
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there is ways to see the church like
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down an alleyway. It's like the sides in
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the back are bare to the streets, but
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the front where you entrance, it's just
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like shops and restaurants. It's just a
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little doorway, right? You don't notice.
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It's a very cute It's probably like one
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of my favorite streets. Like you walk
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down the street and you got alleyways
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with restaurants with seating outside
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and it's a cute very like we said like
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the old part of town. So you may be
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coming from the market or some other
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church that you visited and then you
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come down and you could absolutely walk
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by it.
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Absolutely. Totally. Yeah. It's just a
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there's a little sort of entry area and
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a and a door.
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Right. Right. I would say Google map it
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and follow your little dog because you
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can easily walk right past it for sure.
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Yeah. And that was one of the reasons
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for me why when we when we went through
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the door and we ended up in this church,
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I was like not expecting this experience
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at all. Um so the history the history of
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the of the church. Do you want to start?
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Yeah. So originally that site there was
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a mosque there because you know and I
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think we've talked about this before and
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we'll talk about it again that the the
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the Muslim Islamic there was an Islamic
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caliphate throughout southern Spain and
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eastern Spain and so there was a mosque
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there on the on the site and then during
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the reconquest of Spain or the
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reconquest of Valencia by King Haimey
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the 1 of Aragon um I think that happened
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in October of 1238 something like that
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October 9th specifically because that's
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a big day here. We even have a hospital
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named October night. So the October 9th
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is a is a big day for Valencia. But
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yeah, 1238
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that is the that's Valencia day for
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sure.
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And that was and that was when it was
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dedicated after when when that all
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happened. Then it was dedicated um to
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St. Nicholas of Bari and it was one of
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the first 12 Christian parishes in
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Valencia. So it was a very very early um
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church that was dedicated here in
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Valencia. And then years later they
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built u an altar to the first martyr of
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the Dominicans, the St. Peter the
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Martyr, which I mentioned that name
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earlier.
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Yep.
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So that the this church has two saints
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as the the patrons of the church. So
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that's kind of interesting as well.
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I think that's kind of unique. Yeah.
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Mhm.
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And for the for the architecture in the
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15th century, the temple was was rebuilt
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and enlarged into its current Valencian
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Gothic look. And
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right which is the outside. Now what we
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see now is just right.
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Yes. Because there were some changes
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made later on on the inside but
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originally it would have been fully
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Valencia inside
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inside and out.
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Right.
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And then it's what's unique. It has I
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you know a lot of these sort of
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cathedral type churches they have lots
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of little chapels. This has six chapels
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um on each side.
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Is that 12?
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So there's 12.
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So there's 12.
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Well 12 apostles.
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There you go. Yeah. That makes sense.
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Yes.
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And then there was an expansion done
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when Alfonso de Boura, is that how you
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want to say that?
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So yeah, so Borha or Borha I think you
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would say in espanol. But but what that
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really is is the Boures because the
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Boures were from um the Valencian region
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and then they changed the spelling to
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Bourja when they moved to Italy and
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started taking over the church and doing
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all the stuff that you can watch on
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whatever HBO Showtime, whoever shows the
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Boures, you can get that history from
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there.
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There you go. Go go go go go watch that.
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He was the director of the parish,
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Alonso de Boura. And then he also later
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became
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um Pope Kixstus III. Is that how you say
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that? I'm That's
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I think I mean I don't know what X's are
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pronounced and what are not.
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Yeah, but I think that's a little that's
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a bit exciting that there was a a pope
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that was originally a director of the
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parish here in Valencia as well. So
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there's a little there's a few little
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tidbits of of you know interesting
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details with this church as well.
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For sure. For sure. And then as we said
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it was originally had an austere gothic
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look but then in the 17th century um
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this baroque architect Juan Batista
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Perez Castile cover covered the interior
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drenched the interior with elaborate
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stucco and reliefs to create sculptures
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and and
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changed the complete look of the
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interior.
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Yeah. So he he was he was sort of in
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charge of the the architectural aspect
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of the decoration not the painting.
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Right. So he did he did this he did all
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this stucco relief work that created
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sculptures that you'll see and then he
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also added arches over the chapels to
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kind of cover the gothicky look of the
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pointed arches. So he tried to soften it
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up a little bit and that laid the that
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laid the the base for the painting
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renovation that was then done.
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So they literally laid the canvas for
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the uh master painter to King Carlos. um
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the second of Spain. and his name was
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Antonio Palamino and he came in for the
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renovation he created and he's also
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known for creating the frescos for the
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dome of the basilica of our lady the
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foraken forsak forsaken forsaken
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in Spanish in espanol is basilica de la
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veren de los demperatos
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is that close
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close enough I think close enough so he
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he was actually brought in to like you
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said so he was brought in to sort of
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design the frescos And he also did the
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de de los Santos Juanes, the church of
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St. John.
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But he two major churches here in
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So he was a big deal and he but he
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wasn't he was such a big deal that he
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didn't actually need to paint it. He
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just needed to design it.
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Right. Right.
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And then somebody else was brought in
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like one of his proteges was actually
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brought in to um to actually do the
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painting and that was a gentleman called
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Dionis Vidal. and he painted the the
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ceiling of this church. I mean, I can't
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believe it didn't take 500 years, but it
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was 1697 to 1700.
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There's no way that took three years. I
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would like I'd like a verification. I
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went triple cuz that is insane. How
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could you had So, I think I was going to
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say Antonio had him and then he had
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people cuz there's no way you can do
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that in
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I mean, I suppose if that's all you're
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doing, but I feel like I just feel like
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you would go crazy and maybe he did. I
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don't know. But yeah, that seems insane.
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Yeah. Yeah, there's not enough coffee to
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get that finished person.
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There's not or sanity. And actually,
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maybe because of that, both these
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painters are actually in the mural in
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the in the fresco on the right.
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They put themselves, which I would if I
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was going to spend three years like
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upside down painting a ceiling. I'm
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putting myself in there, too.
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Right. Because your signature could
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easily get washed out, but if your whole
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body is in the picture, right?
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Yeah. No, I think that's Yeah. I mean,
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it's it's I mean, if you ever go see it,
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it's it's amazing.
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What what I think is is amazing um about
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this church um now with all these
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paintings and it's it's it's like a
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where's Waldor? It's just so much coming
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at you. But now they have a light show
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to the church. And so when you go in
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now, I think that's why they raised the
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price because there's now this big light
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show. And it's like video mapping where
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they'll they'll shoot images on it. But
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what they're doing is highlighting like
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the cherubs. They'll highlight different
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elements as well as like wash it in
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flowers and make it all cool like you
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like this video. But then they highlight
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but what they also do is they highlight
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the gothic elements that you forget to
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see the ribbing of the arches and stuff.
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So that'll all get lit up so you kind of
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have a feeling of what it looked like
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before all this baroque stuff was
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I mean I feel that that would that's
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really necessary because it's incredibly
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overwhelming. like I I would want to go
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back three or four times just to take in
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all these different elements because
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what you have is an incredibly complex
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canvas that they're painting on because
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it's not a flat ceiling. You have what
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they call luntos which are these vaulted
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it's a vated ceiling but because of all
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the windows it's vated like 12 times and
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then inside of each of those vaults is
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more layering of of dimensions of
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ceiling. So, it's not just like this
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flat canvas. And then inside of that,
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like you're saying, you have these
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elements that are supposed to be gothic.
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All the bits that they've covered up,
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the neo gothic area and all this kind of
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thing. It's a lot. So, I can imagine a
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light show being a very cool addition.
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It is very cool. And and I've been to
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the church twice now and that definitely
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made it seem
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I didn't know that, right? Like it
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Yeah. You'd need to see
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it brought me back. Yeah.
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Yeah. Because I did. So the each lenetto
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so each of these sort of al coes each of
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these vaulted areas is representing a
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different miracle or event in the life
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of the two saints. So one down one side
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of the church you have the life of one
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of the saint of one of the saints and
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then the other side you have the life
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and miracles of the other one and then
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on top of that you have like angels and
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saints and other martyrs and other
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figures from Christian virtues. So it's
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like it's a lot. It's it's just a lot.
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Can we share Can we share with the
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audience the two terms that I did not
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know when we were doing our research,
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which is the left side of the church is
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called the gospel side and the right
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side is the epistle side. And I grew up
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as a Catholic and
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and you didn't know that, but you
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weren't sitting on the right side of the
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church.
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So the gospel
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So it's like a boat, right? It's like a
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boat. You're port side or starboard
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side. Is that the
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Oh my gosh. Please don't make me test
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that one. So the gospel side, which is
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the left, is the side of St. Peter and
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the epistol side which is the right. Did
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I say that? Did I say right twice or did
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I say left?
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No, you know you said left.
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I did say that. And then the epistol the
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right side is St. Nicholas. But then you
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have all these other things. And I did
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the audio tour where you can pick like
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get the audio and it explains things and
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it does start it does talk about each
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Lunto separately.
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I was not very good at paying attention
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and I lost which Lunto it was talking
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about at some point because I was there
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with a bunch of friends that were
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visiting because that's when you go. So,
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we were there with a bunch of people and
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of course you start talking to your
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friend in between and I forgot which
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Lenetta and if you lose track of which
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Lenettto you're on that's the end of it.
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You don't know what's going on because
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you're looking at the wrong thing but
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they all have saints and angels and
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everything in it. So, it's very
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interesting though. Definitely worth it.
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Um but you know things keep changing
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right? So they've added the light show
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but you know they they blew up Baroque
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all over this church but there have been
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updates since then. So in the 19th
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century they had um ar an architect
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named Timato Calvo um and he added some
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neo gothic elements um and I think there
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was like a new facade to the church and
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added stained glass windows and a large
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neo gothic rose window um but thankfully
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did not change the baroque interior. So
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they they left that which was
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which I'm kind of surprised in a way. I
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feel like there might be a point where
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someone walked in there and was like is
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this too much? Maybe we should paint
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over half of it. But that never
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happened. So yeah. And then in 2016 led
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by um an architect Carlos Campos, what
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they did with the Institute of Heritage
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Restoration of the Polytenic University
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of Valencia, they spent €4.7 million
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euros to renovate. They didn't make
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changes. They were renovating the
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frescos and the stuckos and the
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structural elements to make sure that
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everything was still beautiful and
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structurally sound. So that was a a real
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just a renovation.
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We call that juujing up. They used it up
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a little bit.
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That's what they did without changing
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anything.
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Right. Fluffed a few pillows, reinforced
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some things that might have been
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falling. Right.
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Exactly. And if all of that is not
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enough, there is an an extended
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collection of artwork and sculptures
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from various famous historical artists
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also in the church that you can visit.
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We'll leave that there because I can't
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get into like all the different
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there's a million names of artists.
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Million names artists. And if we tell
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you everything, then you'll know too
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much when you go. You you have to go and
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be surprised, right? And so you can go
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um pretty much um anytime you want. It
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is a museum, but there are times when it
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is closed, and Mondays is one of them.
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They do not allow visitors in, yet it's
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open to worshippers. Um and Mondays are
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dedicated to St. Nicholas Abari which
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allows the faithful to make wishes um
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especially regarding issues related to
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childhood, family, health or uh serious
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financial difficulties.
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I quite love this that it's not
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so I think we should all go on Monday. I
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think Monday is a good day.
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Well, I feel like it's a nice thing that
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obviously they're doing a regular
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service. I don't think everyone that's
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going is is is trying to get a wish
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done. But I think it's the the the
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wishing part I think is a really nice
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sort of aspect, but it's it's a little
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it's a little excessive what you have to
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do to get your wish granted. So
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Okay. So tell us I want to see what you
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think is excessive.
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Well,
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cuz I know what you have to do, but I
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want the audience to hear what you think
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is excessive.
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So you have to go on three consecutive
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Mondays.
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That's the first thing. You must visit
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on foot. No driving your scooter up to
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the wind up to the door. You know,
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you've actually got
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You've been there. It's hard to drive
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down that street park.
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I wouldn't want to drive down that
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street, but I would imagine you can't
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even drive part of the way. You have to
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from your house, you better walk the
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whole way.
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So, that's a
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Well, for you in the mountains, that
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Yeah, that would be hard for you. But
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for us in the city, it's just 15, 20
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minutes away.
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And I know this is going to be shocking
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for everybody that might be listening,
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but this would be hard for both of us.
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You have to remain respectfully silent
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throughout the entire journey and once
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inside the church and continue in
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silence and pray before
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um the relic of St. Nicholas. So that
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would be hard.
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Are you trying to say I couldn't be
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silent for the whole week? I think I I
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you know let's do it. Let's see.
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That seems
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Let's see who breaks the wish first.
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Challenge.
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Me probably.
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But that's what you need to do to have
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to have a wish granted by St. Nicholas.
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So, at least there's a goal there, which
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is nice.
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Um, there is. And, you know, I've heard
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from friends that there's other churches
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here that I mean, I don't really know
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much about the Catholic tradition, but I
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a Spanish friend of mine was like, "Oh,
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you have to go to this church to make
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that wish and that church to make that
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wish." So, maybe we maybe have to get
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into some some iconography. I don't know
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what do you call that? You know, kind of
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just get to know what all the things are
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and then go to each church and make all
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your wishes. I mean, it can't hurt,
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right?
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It can't it can't hurt, you know.
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Okay. Well, there's a challenge for the
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week. And that's all we know about the
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de St. Nicholas Dari E San Pedro Mart.
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This is true. So, we hope you come to
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Valencia and and get a chance to see
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this church because it is breathtaking
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and spectacular and over the top. Yeah.
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Until then, that's our Poco Poco. Ciao,
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Tanya.
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Bye.
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are very much enjoying doing.
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And you know, give us a shout out on the
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social medias. you know, give us a
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comment on what you would like to hear
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us talk about. I mean, we like to hear
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ourselves speak, but we do want to make
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listeners.
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love to hear from you.
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Yes, we would. Till the next episode.
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Bye.
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